Wednesday, November 16, 2011
How To Discourage Termites In Your Mexican House - Buy A Kindle.
I love books and have many in my Mazatlán house and would have had more if the termites hadn't eaten dozens in my absence.
Owning a Kindle is going to make Cicero's famous quote redundant so I am going to sell/burn my library and place a Kindle (already ordered) on the bookshelf. A Kindle with a gazillion titles on/in it.
That'll do the trick and impress my guests with the fact I am sooo 'au courant' and a reader of books albeit electronic.*
* It'll also give the fucking termites one less reason to set their unwelcome feet in my house.
ps. This where your books will stored - on Amazon's own cloud.
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Caribbean Termites are a bitch. www.charlotte-pest-control.com
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