Unless any retired people out there are thinking of having a baby as most will be as old as Rajo Devi Loh of 70 years and you do succeed in having one either by natural means, adoption, babysitting or kidnapping, here is a handy dos and donts of how to handle one as I am sure you would have forgotten by how.
But here is something that a toddler is really good for. Practise your knife throwing whilst mum looks on proudly at their little fella ready to pull a wayward Bowie knife out.
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